Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My balls are so social today.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i came on her dog
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I need moral support for this bender
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
