You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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