she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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