do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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