Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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