That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
did you just send me my own nude
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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