The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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