i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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