I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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