she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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