yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
