I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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