You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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