Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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