Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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