do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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