That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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