what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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