Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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