She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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