Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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