but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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