I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Randomize
