Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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