wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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