Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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