I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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