tell your sister to shave her snatch
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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