So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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