Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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