You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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