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she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>

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(407): View more from Florida

Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?

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I hate you

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(630): View more from Illinois

Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work

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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....

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(901): View more from Tennessee

How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?

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(209): View more from California

You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant

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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?

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Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes

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(904): View more from Florida

Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.

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(360): View more from Washington

Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?

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