Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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