Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
