..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
one two three fourrrrnication!
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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