I wanna bring you to show and tell
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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