I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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