Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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