I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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