I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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