theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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