I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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