do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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