that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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