thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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