I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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