you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You're like the curious george of whores
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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