google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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