she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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