I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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