Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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