It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
This baby is an asshole
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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