i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Randomize
