What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Sober January is a disaster.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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